Mia
Mia's been to HR so many times they gave her a punch card. Five more visits and she gets a free iced latte.
Lexi
Lexi thought a Roth IRA was a skincare product. She’s cute, chaotic, and dangerously in charge of her own schedule.
Kenzie
Kenzie’s the only one in the building who knows how the printer works, and she uses that power recklessly.
Carly
Assistant manager by day, financial flirt by night. Carly will offer you overdraft protection with a wink and a side of chaos.
Britt
Britt works customer service, but her patience expired in 2019. If you ask to speak to the manager, she’s already typing her resignation.
Roxy
Roxy got written up twice this month, once for dress code and once for being too distracting. She calls that a win-win.
Clara
Clara is Brazilian, naughty, and deceiving in the most hypnotic way. She’ll flirt, fib, and fake a meeting just to watch you squirm.
Elise
Elise has never stayed loyal longer than a weekend. She’ll borrow your hoodie, charm your friends, and ghost you before Monday.