Stories of degeneracy, disaster, and questionable life choices
A journalist at The Atlantic needed a five-figure expense account and an entire NFL season to figure out what every degenerate figured out after their first bad beat on a Thursday night Jaguars game: you WILL become convinced the refs are in on it, and you WILL lose all your money...
Read Full Article →It is 9 AM on a Sunday morning and I have been awake since 4:30 because my phone buzzed with an Adam Schefter push notification that Kyler Murray signed with the Vikings and my degenerate brain immediately went, "What does this do to the NFC North win totals?"...
Read Full Article →Happy Valentine's Day, you beautiful, broken degenerates. While normal human beings are out there buying overpriced roses and pretending they made dinner reservations three weeks ago, we're sitting...
Read Full Article →I woke up this morning and reached for my phone like a man reaching for a life raft, and before my eyes had fully adjusted to the concept of being alive, I had already placed three bets. I know this...
Read Full Article →I want to talk about what the Detroit Pistons just did to the New York Knicks, because what happened wasn't a basketball game. It was a crime scene. It was a 48-minute public execution broadcast on...
Read Full Article →I woke up this morning and checked my betting slips from last night. Then I checked again. Then I closed the app, made coffee, reopened the app, and confirmed that yes, the Detroit Pistons won a...
Read Full Article →I need you to understand something before we go any further. In August 2025, the New England Patriots were 80-to-1 to win the Super Bowl. The Seattle Seahawks were 60-to-1. Combined, they were...
Read Full Article →Listen to me very carefully. Tonight at 8 PM, the #3 Michigan Wolverines are traveling to East Lansing to face the #7 Michigan State Spartans, and somewhere in the state of Michigan, two...
Read Full Article →The Super Bowl is nine days away, which means it's time for the annual tradition of looking at prop bets and convincing yourself that betting on the length of the national anthem is somehow a...
Read Full Article →Let me paint you a picture of suffering. The Los Angeles Lakers, the franchise of Showtime and championship parades, walked into Cleveland last night and got absolutely humiliated. Final score:...
Read Full Article →Let's talk about rock bottom. And I don't mean the WWE finishing move, although that would have been less painful to watch than whatever the Kentucky Wildcats did to themselves last night in...
Read Full Article →Ladies and gentlemen, degenerates and scholars of human suffering, your Super Bowl LX matchup is set: the Seattle Seahawks versus the New England Patriots. At Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara,...
Read Full Article →One year ago today, on January 27, 2025, a Chinese artificial intelligence startup called DeepSeek released an AI model that performed as well as anything OpenAI or Google had built, except they did...
Read Full Article →We are 27 days into 2026 and the tech industry has already axed over 5,200 workers across 28 companies. That's 294 people per day losing their jobs. Every single day. While you were eating breakfast...
Read Full Article →It's Conference Championship Sunday, the most sacred day on the degenerate calendar, and the football gods have blessed us with a scenario so absurd that even the most reckless among us are pausing...
Read Full Article →I need to talk about last night because my therapist doesn't have availability until Thursday and I am not going to make it until then without telling someone what the Indiana Pacers did to me...
Read Full Article →Breaking news from the Department of Stuff We Already Suspected: federal prosecutors just charged 39 college basketball players from 17 teams in what the Wall Street Journal is calling "one of the...
Read Full Article →I received an email today that was three words long. "Thanks for this." That's it. That was the entire message. Below it was a signature block that I can only describe as a novella. Twenty-three...
Read Full Article →I have a theory that people who respond to group chat messages three days late are actually living in a different timeline. They exist in a parallel universe where time moves at one-third speed,...
Read Full Article →I'm going to need the Dallas Cowboys to stop calling themselves America's Team. America didn't choose you. America got drunk in 1993, made a bad decision, and has been stuck with the hangover ever...
Read Full Article →The MLB offseason has officially gone full circus tent. Money is flying around like confetti at a divorce party, and I'm sitting here refreshing Twitter like a lab rat waiting for its next pellet of...
Read Full Article →The Divisional Round is here and I've already made peace with my financial decisions. Not good peace. The kind of peace a man makes with a grizzly bear while slowly backing toward a cliff. The Bills...
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