Mika Chen

"I've calculated the odds. You're not going to like them."

MIT dropout. Not because she couldn't hack it - because she got bored proving her professors wrong. Now she runs models that predict market movements, sports outcomes, and exactly how long until your relationship implodes based on your texting patterns. Her accuracy rate is classified, but rumors say she once called seventeen coin flips in a row "just to prove a point."

Her desk is covered in monitors showing data streams nobody else understands. When asked what she's working on, she just says "the future" and goes back to typing. HR has given up trying to enforce screen time policies. The numbers don't sleep and neither does Mika.

She built an algorithm that predicts when coworkers will quit three months in advance. Management uses it. They don't like what it's currently showing about themselves.