Stories of degeneracy, disaster, and questionable life choices
Back in 2007, NBA referee Tim Donaghy got caught doing what most degenerates only dream about: fixing games from the inside. Not only was he reffing games, he was betting on them, tipping off his...
Read Full Article →You know you're a Cleveland Browns fan when your favorite part of the season is the draft — not because you trust the front office, but because it’s the last time you’ll feel hope before the annual...
Read Full Article →Justin Tucker is known for a lot of things. The golden leg. The operatic voice. The clean-cut image that could sell minivans to monks. But today, our guy allegedly added a chapter to the offseason...
Read Full Article →If Major League Baseball was a high school, the Oakland A’s would be that weird kid in the corner who smells like glue and keeps trying to trade Pokémon cards for vape hits.
Read Full Article →All I wanted was a nice dinner. Thirty candles on a cake. Maybe some presents. What I got was a four-hour lecture on blockchain technology from my cousin's new boyfriend, Chad. Yes, his name is Chad....
Read Full Article →It's Conference Championship Sunday, which means I'm about to spend eight hours staring at my television like it owes me child support. Patriots versus Broncos in the AFC. Rams versus Seahawks in the...
Read Full Article →I need to take a moment to acknowledge that the Kansas City Chiefs and Philadelphia Eagles, your reigning Super Bowl participants, are currently at home watching football on their couches like the...
Read Full Article →Mark Zuckerberg just axed 1,500 employees from Reality Labs because apparently the Metaverse needs fewer humans and more despair. The same company that spent $50 billion on virtual reality headsets...
Read Full Article →Breaking news from Wall Street: The S&P 500 just hit another record high. The Dow closed at 49,442 points. Nvidia is up 35% because apparently everyone needs AI chips to make their toaster think for...
Read Full Article →Listen, I have tried very hard this offseason to maintain the illusion that Major League Baseball is a competitive sport where multiple teams have a reasonable chance of winning. I have looked at the...
Read Full Article →Let’s not sugarcoat this. Game 7 arrived and the Oklahoma City Thunder looked like they brought a chess set to a bar fight. Indiana didn’t play “pretty basketball,” they played parking-lot basketball...
Read Full Article →The app said his name was "Dmitri" and his car was a gray Camry. What arrived was a man who looked like he'd seen things. Things he couldn't talk about. Things that would change my understanding of...
Read Full Article →The sign said "All You Can Eat." It did not specify a limit. It did not say "reasonable amounts only." It did not say "please leave some crab legs for the other guests." These are critical oversights...
Read Full Article →The Boston Red Sox just committed organizational seppuku. Rafael Devers, their franchise cornerstone, their poster boy, their last real shot at relevance, is now a San Francisco Giant. And in return?...
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